Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!

Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?

Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?

School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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